No one can look back on his schooldays and say with truth that they were altogether unhappy.”
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. ~ Gracie Allen
In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school I quit being smart and started having friends. ~ David Spade
Education aims to give you a boost up the ladder of knowledge. Too often, it just gives you a cramp on one of it’s rungs. ~ Martin H. Fischer
High School: the mouse race to prepare you for the rat race. ~ Unknown Author
I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. ~ Chevy Chase
I was always the kid in school who tried to get attention, not necessarily the class clown, but I’d so little unexpected performances. ~ Leonardo DiCaprio
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the counrty. ~ Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the hightest in drug use? It’s nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. It it’s anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we’ll all be hooked on phonics. ~ Leighann Lord
When I was in junior high school, the teachers cvoted me the most likely to end up in the electric chair. ~ Sylvester Stallone
Girls were always my biggest distraction in school. ~ Channing Tatum
The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a tesst, in life, you’re given a test that teaches you about life. ~ Tom Bodett
A school without football is in danger of turning into a midieval study hall. ~ Vince Lombardi
Show me a man who has enjoyed his school days and I’ll show you a bully and a bore. ~ Robert Morley
I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, nno one.